fuckyeahhotdresses:

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

The Definitive List of Egg Puns… by the Sorted community :D

sortedfood:

It’s not Easter at Sorted HQ without some awful egg puns… and true to form you guys have not let us down :D

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I reckon this might be THE definitive list of egg puns :D Are there any that we missed? 

floralls:

Sleepy by Alteru

Happy Birthday David Tennant! (18.04.2014)

angels-reverie:

angels-reverie:

BREAKING UPDATES.

rhymewithrachel:

sie sind das essen und wir all in this together

sameatschildren:

alysaruns:

misscaptaincanuck:

My life became 10000x better as soon as I stopped dividing food into “good” or “bad” or “clean” or “unhealthy” categories and just started eating the food that makes me happy.

10/10 recommend it.

This is rad. 

Pretty much

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

Yukine using borderline ~(◡‿◕✿)

alltimeboners:

  • DO
  • NOT
  • SCREAM
  • DURING
  • THE
  • BANDS
  • MOST
  • EMOTIONAL
  • HEARTWRENCHING
  • ACOUSTIC
  • SONG
  • I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT